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Doin’ Hard Time With Florida’s “Big Three”

A more perfect union...

If you enjoy laughing at the misfortune of others and detest the state of Florida, then I have a wonderful website I would like to share with you today!

The name of the site is MUGGN, and it features mugshots taken from jails across the US.

In spite of the countless amounts of photos pulled from such a large database, only three NCAA schools have their own dedicated pages on MUGGN.

The discharge-dripping schlong of the US Sunshine State is well represented with Florida, FSU, and Miami (AKA: The Big Three) all making the cut.

I included some eye candy from the three institutions in question, so as to offset the things which you are about to behold should you dare to click on the links below.

Florida Gator Fan Mugshots

Florida leads the “Big Three” with 6 pages of mugshot entries. I’m positive most of the offenders were booked on charges of being publicly intoxicated with undeserved successes.

Florida State Seminole Fan Mugshots

Florida State finishes second with 4 pages. Nole fans may be outnumbered, but these guys appear to be ready to put in some serious work.

Miami Hurricanes Fan Mugshots

I am more than a little disappointed with Miami’s paltry 3rd place finish, given their reputation for thuggery. I thought there would be many more Canes amongst the muggs.

Upon further review, it is my theory that the large amount of Gator fans represented can be attributed to the social phenomenon known as “bandwagoning” – that or Tebow’s message just isn’t getting through to the Gator faithful.

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