I am praying for an NFL lockout. Not because that would give us all another year to marvel at the talent of AJ Green, but because it would give our offensive line another opportunity to end the career of the biggest pile of shit in college football – Nick Fairley.
Before the game, I looked over to my wife and said:
“We have to watch out for #90 – the guy has a reputation for roughing up quarterbacks with pro wrestling moves.”
Sure enough, Fairley immediately started in with the late hits and bush league bullshit, culminating late in the game when he crashed his helmet into Aaron Murray’s knee.
After getting a good nights sleep, this morning I have calmed down somewhat and have come to the realization that, yes – there are things in this world even dirtier than Nick Fairley.
THINGS DIRTIER THAN NICK FAIRLEY:
5. Times Square subway station bathroom, circa 1982
4. Booger picked from the nose of a deceased homeless man
3. The floor of an animal hoarder’s mobile home
2. Lindsay Lohan
1. Cecil Newton and the Auburn football program
It takes a special kind of man to shop around his son to colleges with a pay-for-play scheme while hiding behind the pulpit preaching about “morality”.
Cecil Newton is that kind of man.
By supporting the actions of players like Fairley and burying their head in the sand in regards to the Newton situation, the Auburn program has now entered into a Faustian pact and it’s only a matter of time before Mephistopheles comes to collect.
Personally, I hope that the Barn goes all the way and wins the BCS championship game just so I can revel in their misery when the NCAA finally drops the hammer and forces them to forfeit all their games from 2010.